Roxie

[Cinnabar]

Good morning! Mondays suck.

[Spawl]

Good morning. I agree.

[Roxie]

Hi buddy. I stayed up too late last night reading a book. I was hot as heck and can't fall asleep when it's hot in the room. No idea why I was hot because the heat wasn't on and I wasn't under anything but the sheet and it was freezing outside. I guess I was DYING, but luckily, I came back to life!

Work is sux, I agree. Glad I'm outta here at 1:30 PM. I will lay in my warm bed and catch some zz's after a little reading.

[Roxie]

Also, I would like to inform you that I had some delicious McDonald's pancakes this morning for breakfast. They were absolutely magnificent. McDonald's is so gourmet.

[Cinnabar]

lol, gourmet? Shut up!

For meal #1 I had two low carb waffles with a tsp of natural peanut butter on each, topped with syrup.

For meal #2 I had an ultra lean hot pocket and some oatmeal. It was great!

I don't feel like going to class today. Three hours of bio. T_T

[Roxie]

I took biology last semester. Go me. I have to take bio 2 soon, but I didn't feel like doing a lab this semester. Too long of a drive for me to go to lab. I am taking one internet class, and that was a bad decision, but it was a class I needed, and it was only offered on the internet this semester.

Yes, Ronald McDonald is a master chef. He graduated from the France Culinary Institute. Bon Appetit!

[Cinnabar]

Mine is Bio 1 w/ lab. The professor is pretty cool so it's ok. I am taking one internet course too - cultural anthropology. It doesn't start until Feb 12, though.

Argh work needs to hurry and end.

[Elora]

Cinn, you just WRONG! Peanut butter and syrup? 'Scuse me... I have to go on a field trip with my kids, but first I have to do the "omgthatsicky" dance.

[Cinnabar]

You've seriously never done that? Get outta here! It's delicious and not to mention sugar-free and protein packed.

[Roxie]

Ew, Elora is right. That sounds gross, Cinn. Pls, get a grip.

Last semester, I had a lab too, and it suxed hardcore. My teacher was ok, I guess, and she wasn't teaching Bio. 2 this semester, so I didn't take Bio. 2 at all. I'm hoping she'll teach it next semester!

[Cinnabar]

It tastes good with jelly too - no joke.

I don't think i'll be taking bio 2 unless I eventually plan to pursue a biotechnology major which i've thought about. After this semster i'll be jumping over to chem/physics classes.

[Roxie]

Bio 2 is required here! I am going to do Social Work or Psychology. I'm so uber.

Hey what do you want to be when you grow up?

[Cinnabar]

Go with the psychology major because you can do a lot more with it and still do social work with that degree if you wanted.

I want to be an infantry officer of course!

[Roxie]

HEY I'LL DO WHAT I WANT OK? Don't mess with me! I'm a bad mamajama!

Hey is it cold in TX?

[Cinnabar]

Shuttup, i'm giving you advice homie.

It has been cold the past two days but it'll be back up in the mid 70s tomorrow. I'm just happy that the humidity has been low.

Hey my supervisor annoys the hell out of me. We just spent a good 4-5 grand for another laser printer but instead of using it he prints on the old dot matrix in my office(which I use to run checks) so that he doesn't have to get up and get the printouts. lawl

[Roxie]

What a loser. Do you have to carry him his stuff? I'd tell him to GTFO. Actually, no, I'm pretty respectful at work. But, I'd want to tell him to GTFO. :(

My supervisor is nice and not lazy at all. I had a dumb manager a couple of years ago, but he got laid off, lawl. That's life. He suxed and got what was coming to him.

[Cinnabar]

Well I have to take the printouts over to his office which is lame nawmean? He's always so lazy and I can hear him breathing through the wall. It drives me nuts.

[Roxie]

Is he a chubster? Sounds like it. Nothing wrong with being a chubster, but he needs to get that breathing under control.

Hey I'm gonna make lasagna tonight. Owned.

[Roxie]

Hey, I was thinking of ordering you favorite movie for you, or do you already have it?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008AOTW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Cinnabar]

Yeah he is but being a chubster is ok - the breathing isn't. I mean c'mon he sounds like darth vader.

I would really like that movie...seriously get it for me ok.

[Roxie]

Lol, that guy sorta looks like William Hung.

[Cinnabar]

he's so dreamy

[Roxie]

I know you think so.

Hey, work is so sucky. Everyone comes in my office and tries to scare me. I hate it.

I was reading about alien abductions last night and it was pretty funny. One lady claimed that aliens were coming to her and sexing her up. Even reptilian aliens and she said she enjoyed it! So gross.

[Cinnabar]

Who wouldn't enjoy sexing by reptilian aliens?

hey i'm ready to go home and my back hurts. I'm super tired - was out saturday night until 6am and then got hardly any sleep.

[Roxie]

Hey, my shoulder has a knot in it. I think an alien implanted some device in me a couple of nights ago. Do you think it could be the case? Hope it wasn't a reptilian one, and hope he didn't sex me without me knowing about it.

[Cinnabar]

It probably wasn't an alien but the roach queen. It's not a knot - it's a roach egg that will spawn thousands of roach babies inside of you.

[Roxie]

OH GOODIE!

[Cinnabar]

you will have to cut it out if you want to live

[Roxie]

Ok, lemme go find a sharp knife. ~_^

Thanks for your sound medical evaluation and advice.

[Cinnabar]

Hey buddy, i'm looking out for you - it's what I do.

The last thing i'd ever want in my life is to have Roxibar taken over by a legion of roach babies!

[Roxie]

Oh, hey I was reading about China last week. I was reading about people eating human fetuses there! I'm sure it happens in other parts of the world but can you imagine eating a human fetus? It's supposed to be high in protein, I think, so I bet you would eat it!

[Cinnabar]

I would probably mix it in my tuna and add a little mayo/relish.

[Roxie]

SO GROSS. People talked mostly about making a little soup with it.

[Roxie]

Hey Cinn, I wanted to tell you that I think your website is really cool.

http://www.stopabductions.com/

[Cinnabar]

One of the times when I was being abducted, I managed to stab the alien in the face(I was prepared). I took a pic but this is the doctor that was testing it:

http://www.stopabductions.com/Captured%20Alien%20on%20table.jpg

[Roxie]

LOL. You should have had your hat on (as shown in the website linked above). Why didn't you?

[Cinnabar]

I was getting out of the shower(aliens tried to abduct me while naked) and you can't wear it in there because the water might short it out. They're really expensive to replace.

[Roxie]

Here are the materials to make the hat:

Cloth or plastic tape, 2" wide. Have plenty on hand, you will use lots of tape to make this thought screen.

Hat or helmet that covers the whole head; made of vinyl, rubber or leather or another smooth material that tape will stick to. See example photograph. Sources for the leather hat used in these instructions are provided under Where to Obtain Materials.

If you can't find a hat that tape will adhere to, try a ski hat, large bonnet, 1920's style flapper hat or even a very large swim hat. Any large hat that 8 sheets of Velostat can be fitted into will work.

3M Velostat, Part number 1706, .006" 6 mils thick (.006") 2 square yards or 3M Velostat, Part number 1704, 4 mils thick (.004" ) 3 square yards.

Large sheet of paper about 18" by 18" for making pattern, newspaper will work.

DOESN'T SEEM SO EXPENSIVE. What's wrong with you!~

[Cinnabar]

I'm on a tight budget :(

[Roxie]

Well, you'd have a little more cash if you didn't spend most of it on fetuses and tuna.

[Cinnabar]

Tuna is really cheap and fetus' are a dime a dozen...it's the shipping from China that is a killer.

[Roxie]

Hey, I get to go home in about 45 minutes. YAY for me.

Gotta set out some meat for lasagna. I don't like a lot of meat, just a little, nawmean.

Hey why don't you try some tuna lasagna? It might be tasty.

[Roxie]

Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you make a recipe site or write a book about the different things you can do with tuna. You might make some money!

[Cinnabar]

I know like three recipes

[Roxie]

That's why you experiment and come up with good ones, DUH.

[Cinnabar]

Do you think my tuna/fetus recipe would be a big selling point?

[Roxie]

I'd leave that bad boy out.

[Cinnabar]

i'm sleepy

[Roxie]

Same here. I can leave work if I wanted to now, but no point in leaving early when I just sit here at the comp anyway.

[Cinnabar]

I just had a pretty good sandwich but am about 120 calories shy so i'll probably have some oatmeal in a few minutes.

3 more hrs of work T_T

[Cydus]

I had some protein powda, a pb/sammich, some carrots, and a kfc chicken breast.

yum yum more protein powda comin' soon