Hay Cinnabar

[Roxie]

Greetings, lovie. I'm sick this morning. :(

[Cinnabar]

hey buddy, good morning. What's wrong? I don't feel good either -- only had 4 hrs of sleep. :(

[Roxie]

I didn't get much sleep, maybe 4 hours or so. :( Well, I have been sick on my stomach all morning and vomitted a bit, and also I have been coughing a bit. :( Need medical attention ASAP, IMO. Gonna take a nap when I get home. :sleeping:

[Cinnabar]

Did you brush your teeth after you threw up or did you give Dong a big smelly smooch? lawl

Feel better! I started up a pot of coffee so I can stay awake. I need nodoz. :( Last night I talked to this girl I went out with back in like 8th grade and saw a recent pic...she's oh so very hot oh em gee.

[Roxie]

Dong had left before I started throwing-up, else I would have thrown-up on him to be mean! HAHAHAHALALZLLOLZ

[Roxie]

Today is going by so slow. It feels like I've been here ages, yet I've only been here for just a little bit. :( only an hour, really. :( Got 4.5 hours to go. :( WILL I MAKE IT? I don't think so. :(

[Cinnabar]

I will probably die today because i'm so tired. I'm about to go get coffee and as soon as 8:30 comes around i'll be heading to buy an omelette. I've been trying to save money for when I move to get some new furniture, my tv, etc. but I must have an omelette!

Hey my tuna supply in my pantry is getting low. I'm down to about 50 cans. :( I saw a good coupon for 3 cans for .99 though so I will have to go stock up again soon.

[Roxie]

Hay, what kind of omelet did are you gonna get?

I just talked to my boss and she could tell I wasn't feeling good. :( Too bad she can't come in today but she's got something else to do. :( She said to call her tonight to let her know if she needs me to work in the morning. She's so nice. ^_^

Hey you getting your Mammy anything for V-Day?

[Roxie]

I'm thinking about getting my little sis, my mom, and my grans something. I think they'd appreciate it so much and I would love for them to get a little surprise and be so happy with it. ^_^ I don't want to spend 4,000 dollars on them, though. But, you know, ordering on the 'net for flowers isn't so expensive. Maybe I'll do it. ^_^

[Cinnabar]

I'm going to get egg whites, ham, tomatos, green peppers, and maybe jalapeños. Hey how old is your sis now? If she's legal then maybe i'll date her or else we can hook her up with Neb.

If you do decide to get flowers, talk to me first. I can find you the best deal.

[Roxie]

K, find me the best deal. ^_^ I may do it. ^_^

My sister is 14 now. She's a skank, but I love her anyway.

[Cinnabar]

hahah perfect for Neb or Jerrald!

hey I just got my omelette. egg whites, ham, tomatoes, jalapeños so good

[Roxie]

Gross. I would have gotten:

bacon, cheese, eggs, onions & mushrooms. Delicious.

[Cinnabar]

It was extremely good but I have a small canker sore and the jalapeños didn't settle well with it. :(

[Roxie]

You got herpes, you mean

[Cinnabar]

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[Cinnabar]

You got herpes, you mean

not a cold sore, a canker sore

[Roxie]

Herpes, you mean

Thanks for the coupon code buddypal. I will check it out

[Cinnabar]

lol, a canker sore isn't herpes. You're thinking of cold sores and fever blisters.

[Roxie]

Herpes, you mean. Sick of you and your sexually transmitted diseases

[Cinnabar]

I got them from your sister!

[Cinnabar]

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/19652.jpg

A canker sore is a common form of mouth ulcer, which appears as a painful white or yellow ulcer surrounded by a bright red area. A canker sore sore can be triggered by emotional stress, dietary deficiencies, menstrual periods, hormonal changes, food allergies or trauma in the mouth. Canker sores usually heal without treatment within two weeks.

[Cinnabar]

In other words, i'm on my rag.

[Roxie]

Lawl, was gonna say that.

Hope you're not spreading your herpes, though.

[Cinnabar]

I gave it to Ven and Gnioss

[Roxie]

Hey, Cinn

Did you know that girls can't beat boys when it comes to physical things? For an example, girls can't beat boys up.

True story.

[Cinnabar]

Everyone knows that. Their only superior abilities involve cooking, cleaning, and the like.

Hey why do women have smaller feet than men?


...to stand closer to the kitchen sink!

[Roxie]

Hey, that's true. And that's not just an opinion, that's biology. That's SCIENCE. I mean, women do normally have smaller feet, and that is a logical conclusion. Although, I suppose it could be to stand closer to the stove. But, whatever floats your boat.

[Cinnabar]

They do both really. Women are responsible for both cooking and then cleaning the dishes afterwards.

[Roxie]

Well, it's more inline with women and their delicateness. Women can't lift heavy bags of garbage, nawmean? They can however, lift meatloafs from the oven, milk from the fridge, and spoons from the sink.

[Cinnabar]

True and dishes are not extremely heavy. Bathtubs and toilets are an important cleaning job also.

[Roxie]

Hey, that's exercise. All women should get some so that they can possess a beautiful body for their man.

[Cinnabar]

It's important to for the woman keep the man happy. If they don't then they shouldn't be allowed to enjoy themselves by going out with their friends or whatever.

[Cinnabar]

They should also bring a beer to their man so he can watch sports and relax.

[Roxie]

You make a good point. Women should be willing to grab stuff for their man, so he can relax. Afterall, it is his job to provide for the woman while she stays home and watches game shows and Oprah. Shouldn't she show a little appreciation?

[Cinnabar]

Yah, they need to be extremely appreciative. They can't do anything that isn't domestic so it's important to keep things great at home.

[Roxie]

Well, they can do stuff that isn't domestic, but it's true that they can not do it as well as a man. So why not focus on the stuff they do excel in:

Cooking
Cleaning
Grocery Shopping

Dumb for women to be in the workforce when they're only subpar.

[Cinnabar]

seriously, and they fight for equal pay. I could see the validity if they performed equally!

[Roxie]

True. Just on the radio today, I heard a man was reprimanded for stating that there could be some kind of biological reason why men excel at math and science (AKA work). He was apparently a professor at Harvard, and now some Harvard board is all in an uproar about it, and made him sign some diversity thing, etc., blah blah.

My point is, women just don't perform as well as men. True story. Why should we try to hide these facts? What does anyone gain by this illusion?

[Cinnabar]

troo

[Mez]

Rox about your upset tummy...I think you are pregnant.

[Cinnabar]

Rox about your upset tummy...I think you are pregnant.

Agreed. A borg child.

[Diraker]

Rox about your upset tummy...I think you are pregnant.

that's what I was thinking

[Roxie]

Yes, pregnant by a robot. I'm going to have little borglings. @_^

[Cinnabar]

@_^

[Gnioss]

O _^ HAAAYYY YUUUOOO GUUYYYSS

[Cinnabar]

O _^ HAAAYYY YUUUOOO GUUYYYSS

lawl


RRRRROCKY......RRROAD?

[Gnioss]

cinnabar the girl is your sig appears to have some kind of skin disease.

[Cinnabar]

borg implants gone horribly wrong

[Gnioss]

and those snakes on her shoulder are about to eat each other's lower jaws off.
and wtf she has fishbones in her hair. gross.

[Cinnabar]

my shoulder hurts

[Cinnabar]

eh I did a couple sets of lunges last night and they kicked my ass. :(

[Gnioss]

hey i think you're defective, part of you always hurts. Take yoruself back to the factory please.

[Cinnabar]

Manufacturer warranty expired :( It was only 3 years parts & labor

[Gnioss]

should have bought the extended plan.

[Cinnabar]

those are rip offs!

[Gnioss]

cinnabar, Your sig is historically inaccurate. that is all.

[Gnioss]

hey who else likes the song "Nothing Better" by the postal service? I love that song so much.

[Cinnabar]

A little band that I like to call STFU

[Gnioss]

hey i remember that album, I think it was produced by DIRLINAFIRE.

[Cinnabar]

hey I have another 45 mins of work

SOLAME

[Mez]

Gnioss, have you heard their cover of "Against all Odds" by Phil Collins? That one is so sweet. :P

[Gnioss]

newp! but i will get it.