ROXIMONDAY

[Cinnabar]

Hail!

How fare ye on this glorious morning? Did you get your resume finished?

[Roxie]

Sure did. Sent it off. Looked uber and I know I'm perfect for that little ol' job. They better hire me or suffer my supreme wrath.

This morning sucks, btw. Raining here. Makes me want to bust some chops.

[Cinnabar]

wrath aka beg for reconsideration, lawl

Hey I like the rain...it's soothing. I wish it was raining here but nope, nice and sunny at around 60 degrees. I think it's supposed to be high humidity today though :(

Work is so lame...geeze.

Hey my Anthro class started on Saturday. It really sucks because they expect you to spend 4 hrs per week doing the online reading/quizzes/etc and it actually logs how much time you spend and on what parts of the site. lawl, I don't even read my text books so what makes them think i'm going to do that? This lameness is ULTRA LAME.

[Roxie]

Hey, happy Valentine's Day. I got you a Valentine, too.

http://beth.chattablogs.com/archives/FunnyPart-com-old.jpg

[Roxie]

GOD IT WONT LET ME LINKY.

[Cinnabar]

happy vday to you too

Are you and Dongster doing anything fancy tonight?

[Roxie]

Doubtful. Going out on V-Day is too tough. Gotta wait 5 hours to eat. No thx.

[Roxie]

You going out?

[Cinnabar]

I don't think so - maybe tomorrow. My girl gets finished with work/school even later than I do tonight so we'll probably postpone.

reservations = no 5 hr wait

[Roxie]

Hey, reservations here aren't all that easy. There's only a couple of places that even take them.

[Cinnabar]

I bet if you take a bat with you that they'll reserve spots real quick.

[Roxie]

Naw, on Valentine's Day gotta be on my best behavior for my boo. None of that thug lyfe stuff today. Go back to poppin' caps and bustin' skills tomorrow.

[Cinnabar]

lame :crushT:

[Roxie]

Lawl. Hey I didn't know you had a woman. Why haven't you mentioned the little lass until now, huh? Show me pix.

[Roxie]

Dang, I called about that job and the receptionist said the recruiter is out today. Dang, dang dang. Makes me wanna poppa cap. Probably spending a romantic day with her boyfriend or something. Lame to the maxx. It is so perfect because it fits so well with my hours here! I must have it.

[Cinnabar]

Lawl. Hey I didn't know you had a woman. Why haven't you mentioned the little lass until now, huh? Show me pix.

We've been talking for over a month or so now but have been taking it slow since we're both really busy and she had just gotten out of a relationship so I didn't advertise. I might have some pics at home but i'll have to see.

[Cinnabar]

Dang, I called about that job and the receptionist said the recruiter is out today. Dang, dang dang. Makes me wanna poppa cap. Probably spending a romantic day with her boyfriend or something. Lame to the maxx. It is so perfect because it fits so well with my hours here! I must have it.

thug lyfe baby...do what you do

poppa cap upside her hizzead yo

[Roxie]

Dang, I was so excited last night about all of this, and now my hopes are smashed!

Hey you gonna come to the wedding or not? It's gonna probably be in June or August. Lemme know, yo.

[Roxie]

Gnioss is coming. We're staying at a bed and breakfast, yo. You gonna stay there? I will need to reserve your room if so. $200 a night, dawg. You can Gnioss could split a room, though.

[Cinnabar]

Yeah i'm goin holmes. lawl, $200 a night? BS I say. I could stay at a 5 star hotel with a large bar and plenty of MILFs for less than that.

[Cinnabar]

Are there any five stars in podunk, JOEJA?

[Roxie]

Lawl. If you don't wanna you ain't gotta stay there, dawg. I JUST NEED TO KNOW IN ADVANCE. I think Gnioss is gonna stay in the crappy room for 150 or so. In fact, you may want to stay somewhere else so you ain't gotta deal with our hick families, nawmean?

[Roxie]

Hey, we're not staying in Podunk Georgia. To be honest, I'm not sure if we're really going to have it at this place or not, but we're looking at Valle Crucis, NC. KEEP IT REAL DAWG

[Cinnabar]

Hey we should all bring laptops and stay somewhere with net access so we can chat with each other at night when we're in our rooms.

[Numb]

OR NOT CINABAR

[Roxie]

Hey, I gotta stay where the festivities are, sorry buddy. It's a weekend wedding with my family and I GOTTA BE AT MY OWN EVENT, nawmean?

[Cinnabar]

Look, it's time your grams learns that we are all internet buddies and will be there. We can't hide it forever.

[Cinnabar]

lawl watch, we're going to get asked questions and it'll be like this:

Grams: So where are you from?
Me: TX
Grams: Ohh how did you meet Rex and Beth?
Me: ...
Grams: Hm?
Me: ...
Grams: Are you ok?
Me: *punches grams, steals some food, and runs off*

[Roxie]

Lawl, I'll make up something good, k. Not really interested in spilling the beans about internet buddies to my Grans. She'll be scared to sleep at night for fear you might knife her. Only serial killers hang out on the 'net.

[Cinnabar]

i'll knife her alright!

[Numb]

In the neck ?

[Roxie]

Better not. You gonna shack up with Gnioss or what? He might be weird. I heard he was.

[Cinnabar]

Yeah duh. Me, Gnioss, Ven, and Numb are gonna shack up so we can get drizzunk on some fowties and then go pimp on some hoez at the local line dancing barn.

[Numb]

rofl

[Roxie]

Hey, be serious. Gotta know your plans. Numb ain't comin' - he's too busy, nawmean?

[Numb]

Hey now.. why the h8? I mean I just come on checkig out my homies and you all in my sh!t? messe up son... dat SH!T ant right.... ou just hurt a nig :\

[Cinnabar]

Hey if we want to fly instead of driving are you going to be able to pick us up or do we get a cab?

[Cinnabar]

How are you going to fit your current job, that new job, and school all in?

[Roxie]

Sure, I'll pick you up. That won't be difficult. Also, my current job is in the morning. My new job will be in the afternoon, and my skewlin' is in the evenin'. I'll be busy, but I need cash at least until we move. Wanna buy some new stuff for my crib, yo.

[Cinnabar]

Yeah I need new stuff too when I move. I have a lot more space to fill.

[Roxie]

Just make sure you have room for your gun collection and your indo. Not to mention your extensive CD collection of rap and hip-hop.

[Cinnabar]

we blow indo / I might be on jay leno / they be like flip can you listen to my demo / I say naw nigg I got shows to do / after the concert I got hoez to screw

[Cinnabar]

Screwston style

[Roxie]

Got my new tatoo - how you like it?

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/t/tattoo_030106/images/flip15.jpg

[Cinnabar]

hahaha nice!

[Numb]

HI! i'm back and my g/f got me this bag wit tons of stuff in it... With all little notes on it. I Blushed -_-


So, what ye homeslices up to ?

[Cinnabar]

What kind of stuff was in it?

I'm currently sitting in my office and counting the minutes until I can leave. The lameness is great!

[Numb]

Well, it was like tons of candy an they all have hearts on them with little notes like, Starbust, "I'm burstin with joy because of you". 100 grand bar your worth more than 100 grand to me". Popcorn, "You keep poping into my thoughts" etc. You get the drift........... every creative :)

[Numb]

I still got to run to target at 4:00... and pick up the goods then take her to dinner etc.

[Cinnabar]

Just feed her a few xanax($2-3/each) and then when she wakes up tomorrow start talking about how great of a time you had. She won't remember anything so you can fill in the gaps.

Vday on a budget!

[Numb]

LOLOLOL