De drunken clergy of de all father salutes ye...

[Sam K]

...an' extends a slightly sticky 'and o friendship. One 'o de altar boys told me 'ed been talkin' tae one of yer lads called Spiker or somethin'. Ah dunnae ken de details of de conversation, what with 'avin been out looking fer de all father at de time ('e was nae hidin' in a bottle of gin, Ah made sure of dat!), but Ah gathered dat numbers be a wee bit low fer da four leggers dese days, sae I'd like tae officially invite all ye salty sods tae come run with de 'appy Fun Gank Squad if ye be gettin' bored over in de salty maid. Dere may be a wee bit of logistical trouble, what with us bein' a cathedral guild an all (though only four legs and altar boys running wiv us), but Ah'm sure we can be arrangin' wiv some fast baptisms or temporary herresies or such.

Do a bit of lookin' around fer de name 'gaard' if ye be wantin' tae 'ook up wiv us fer a bit of drinkin' and 'orrible rectal mutilation of anythin' we come across. We all 'ave gaard somewhere in our names for ease of identification. Really 'elps when ye cannae remember who ye be, Ah dont mind sayin'!

[Mutt]

Dun want ter know why yer hand be sticky...

[Sam K]

If ye 'ave tae be askin', yer prolly tae young tae be knowin'.

[Spiker]

Avast ya scurvy dog. Don't be masquerading as one of God's favored and speak of yer sticky hand in the same sentance. Nothing but a Pirate in Priests clothing ye be.

Sam K, tis true our seaman be salty deckhands, but we need to keelhaul, and we been having to few in the crew to deal wit da likes of da Airrang and them wot calls themselves Royal nations. We also have crew in many distant lands, and a few be in yer distant Viking north. We wants some lackeys to run with, and we wants to be able to invite our sea dogs along, no question's asked. Askin' too many questions of a pirate is like asking to get yer tongue cut out.

So look fer myself or me wench SaucyLass in game. I needs to broker this deal more in yer local tavern. So let me know da address and port, and da password to give when I knocks on the door. Then we can talk it over and shakes hands if we agree.

May you drink from the skull of yer enemies.

[Sam K]

Ye can be findin' me at breath.tacticallysound.com, at de 5550 gate. Ah donnae be thinkin' dere's a password at de time. Otherwise, look fer Samgaard, Ah can usually be found 'angin 'round seadogs rest if Ah nae passed out from drinkin' and wenchin'. Ah'll be takin' a break from de grogg taenight, Ah should be 'round if Ah can stay awake.