I was talking to noobulis in AIM and he hung up on me

[Gnioss]

Discuss.

[Nebulis]

You're boring

[Gnioss]

Hey stop winking. OH WAIT YOU CANT

[Gnioss]

Nebulis: on another note
Nebulis: i saw 5 deer by my house this morning
Nebulis: i freaked out i thought they were gonna chase me
Nebulis: seriously i had my headphones on and i kinda just looked to my right and they were all staring me odnw
Nebulis: so i took off my headphones so id hear if they were galopping after me

[Mutt]

lol wtf neb? scared of bambi?

[Riley]

Did you see how big bambi was after levelling up?

[Nebulis]

They were staring at me ... with their beady black eyes ..

[Dharra]

Hmmm must be their mating season...you had better back away slowly.

[Kydorias]

Yeah. If it were just Bambi he'd hump your leg and you'd be like "aww how cute."

But then big Bambi would come up and you'd be like "wtf, he's humping more than my leg!"

[Mez]

All the deer want a piece of Neb. I mean, what animal wouldn't.

[Nebulis]

I don't like the idea of anything humping me

[Cinnabar]

:smileysex

[Mez]

I don't like the idea of anything humping me

Yeah, antlers and hooves might be painful and scary Neb.

[Spawl]

Neb, quit being a wuss and go hunting once in a while.

[sema]

I don't like the idea of anything humping me

Not even a hottie girl?

[Diraker]

There was this real video I saw on TV once of a dumb guy going over to a deer. The deer kicked his ass with it's hooves.

Don't mess with animals, even small ones. Because even though you may be able to kill it or fend it off, it may still do damage to you. No heal spell in RL.

[Maj]

I hide in trees until a deer comes right under me then I jump down on its back and wrestle it to the ground.

Reminds me of a story,

I met a guy who was a snapping turtle catcher, one of those crazy fucks that catches them with his bare hands. Basicly snappers are always pointing upstream in these holes so you can stick your hand in and grab their tail. Well, I asked him if hes ever found one that was pointing the other way. The fucking guy said "only once" and he lifted up his hand and he had two fingers missing. Pwnt

[Kydorias]

Once when my cousin was a young girl she found a baby turtle that happened to be a snapping turtle. She picked it up and was holding it to her face when it snapped and bit onto the skin below her chin. My cousin cried out in surprise and let the turtle go, but the turtle didn't let go. She came running into the house crying bloody murder with a turtle swinging back and forth underneath her chin.

Its really funny in retrospect.

[Belontic]

I don't like the idea of anything humping me

The real question is do YOU like the idea of humping anything else?

seriously, tho, those deer hooves can cut. I remember watching something about this on tv. The hooves are extremely sharp and when they kick, they can bruise and/or cut

[Jerrald]

The real question is do YOU like the idea of humping anything else?

seriously, tho, those deer hooves can cut. I remember watching something about this on tv. The hooves are extremely sharp and when they kick, they can bruise and/or cut

Hm.

They bruise and/or cut when they kick

Think what they can do when they're gettin' down.


edit: Better yet... DONT think about what they can do when deers are "gettin' down" :pukeface:

[Belontic]

dude, they dont bruise/cut when they getting down, it's used for leverage :D

[Dave Makahn]

Poor Neb.
Did ya get your homework done or did bambi scare you.
Neb: Honest teach i tried to finish my Homework but the Dear scared me!
:rofl:

[Gnioss]

I felt we should ressurect this thread and make fun of nebulis.

[Aradorn]

im guessing by snapping turtles you mean loggerheads? Yeah their pretty mean, ive seen um snap broom stick handles in half before

[Cinnabar]

im guessing by snapping turtles you mean loggerheads? Yeah their pretty mean, ive seen um snap broom stick handles in half before

Was this part of the GREAT GEORGIAN LOGGERHEAD FIASCO OF '92?

[Roxie]

Neb probably had to go eat dinner.

[Cinnabar]

Neb probably had to go eat dinner.

For the 8th time that day.

[Jimborg]

Was this part of the GREAT GEORGIAN LOGGERHEAD FIASCO OF '92?

Does this relate to the Brownie legend at all or are you referring to a fictoutious incident involving said Loggerhead. Hmmmmm Loggerhead... Sounds a brand name for a beer...

[Mutt]

theres moose head beer.

[Mez]

I think he's thinking of lagger, which sounds like logger....god I love beer. :D

[Jerrald]

...which reminds me of what happened to me today.

So, I was minding my own, playing halo2 live with a buddy of mine. Then suddenly, a possum walks past the sliding door(It was dark, so it looked odd. The door is to the left of us while we're on the couch playing halo.)

We continued to play until we heard a loud sound coming from outside

kinda sounded like "crashhharrr! fsssshhcarashha! "

anyway.

It was pretty damn scary if I do say so myself... Then a couple moments went by then we saw the possum come out of the darkness right up to the sliding door staring at us(it was sitting still, staring right at us). couple seconds went by and it walked away...

And I now think that my bud's house has a evil killer possum thats after him.
Oh, and I dont think the possum likes halo2 either..

[Dong]

Jerrald, that's the longest post I've ever seen from you.

[Nebulis]

:gives:

[Riley]

...which reminds me of what happened to me today.

So, I was minding my own, playing halo2 live with a buddy of mine. Then suddenly, a possum walks past the sliding door(It was dark, so it looked odd. The door is to the left of us while we're on the couch playing halo.)

We continued to play until we heard a loud sound coming from outside

kinda sounded like "crashhharrr! fsssshhcarashha! "

anyway.

It was pretty damn scary if I do say so myself... Then a couple moments went by then we saw the possum come out of the darkness right up to the sliding door staring at us(it was sitting still, staring right at us). couple seconds went by and it walked away...

And I now think that my bud's house has a evil killer possum thats after him.
Oh, and I dont think the possum likes halo2 either..
:winkndge:

[Jerrald]

:cool:

[Roxie]

Hey, isn't it spelled opossum!?!!?!?

[Riley]

Roxie's fourth grade opossum project (http://webtech.kennesaw.edu/gait/ginnsymbol.htm)

[Dong]

"This animal can be seen a lot around trashcans and is very clean."

[Roxie]

My teacher made me erase the part that says:

"This animal reminds me of my good buddy Dong, except, Dong isn't clean."

[Jerrald]

:thud:

[Gnioss]

holy old thread ressurection, batman!

[Maj]

"This just might be the most inspiring thread of all time." - Maj of TSP weekly

[Roxie]

holy old thread ressurection, batman!

stfu fgt.

[sema]

I declare this thread stickied!! May it never fall!

[Numb]

The time is coming nebulis where you will have to ride something my friend.

Friend or FOE is your pick.