Scintelle
12-03-2004, 01:35 AM
Reina has chosen a winner. Congratulations go out to Miach who scored with the pickup line (in piratespeak), "Do you keep a keg in those pants, lass, because I'd sure like to tap that arse."
A close runner-up was Whisper with, "Your beauty is like raindrops on rosepetals, and I have never been more thirsty than when I watch you move..."
Some other highlights:
"Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wondrous booty buried underneath."
"Are you a farmer?" "No." "Well you definitely know how to raise cocks."
"I must be huntin' treasure, cuz I'm digging your chest."
"Hey, wanna have sex?"
"Excuse me, my friend over there is kinda shy. His name's Anomaly and he'd really like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning."
There were a ton more that I can't remember. Good times. And welcome to the guild, Reina.
A close runner-up was Whisper with, "Your beauty is like raindrops on rosepetals, and I have never been more thirsty than when I watch you move..."
Some other highlights:
"Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wondrous booty buried underneath."
"Are you a farmer?" "No." "Well you definitely know how to raise cocks."
"I must be huntin' treasure, cuz I'm digging your chest."
"Hey, wanna have sex?"
"Excuse me, my friend over there is kinda shy. His name's Anomaly and he'd really like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning."
There were a ton more that I can't remember. Good times. And welcome to the guild, Reina.