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Spawl
12-07-2004, 01:40 PM
My wife's best friend has a neighbor that is a Washington State Patrolman. He works the evening shift, getting off work about 4:30 and getting home about 5 am.

So, last Tuesday, Mark is almost home. He turns down the final stretch home and decides to run the plates for the vehicle he just got behind. His house is about a half mile down the way and the vehicle he is following turns right, into Mark's development. He thinks "Hmm, must be a neighbor". So he follows this car through a left, right and finally a last left turn. The car pulls into a driveway. Mark, who still hasn't got the check back on the plates pulls right behind him and turns on his lights.

He goes up to the window to talk to the fellow. "What do you think you are doing?" Mark asks. "Nothing, I was just going home, is that a crime?". he just tells him to sit tight a minute and gets the report back on the vehicle. He has a previous conviction for narcotics violations, has an outstanding warrant for his arrest for failure to appear for a second narcotics issue.

So, Mark saunters up to the door, tells the guy to get out of the car. "I didn't do anything wrong, I was just going home" the unlucky driver pleads. So Mark just brought it down. "Yeah, but you are in my driveway".

He had to call another car to transport this idiot to jail, since he was off duty and allready home. They also found 5 ounces of marijuana in his car. I guess that will be a third charge of narcotics possession.

Cinnabar
12-07-2004, 01:51 PM
Owned. So very owned.

Whinmeister
12-07-2004, 02:42 PM
haha PWNT! :crushT:

TheGrimm
12-07-2004, 03:00 PM
But he knows where Mark lives now... heh

Gnioss
12-07-2004, 03:06 PM
so now who is pwnt?

Nebulis
12-07-2004, 04:46 PM
You

sema
12-07-2004, 04:49 PM
Roxie knows where Gnioss lives...

Lozzt One
12-07-2004, 06:16 PM
hrmmm stupid people.... i guess the world cant get enough of them

Gnioss
12-07-2004, 06:19 PM
So this guy is minding his own buisness and starts to get followed by a cop. I've pulled into random driveways to get rid of cops too, it's annoying when they follow you around for no reaon. OMG HE HAS POT, BURN THAT MAN.

Scintelle
12-07-2004, 06:35 PM
The cop was driving his cop car home from work? That sounds abnormal to me.

Spawl
12-07-2004, 09:27 PM
Actually, I dont know of any officers who dont take their cruisers home. Everyone up here does.

Diraker
12-07-2004, 09:28 PM
What's the deal with running plates? Do cars have records? Or do they link the car to an owner and the owner's records show up?

I imagine running plates could tell the cop the car is stolen and stuff liek that, but what about the driver?

Anomaly
12-07-2004, 09:36 PM
Well I think the linking to the driver would all assume the car isn't stolen and the owner is the one driving.

Mez
12-07-2004, 11:19 PM
Or they can tell which licensed driver the car is registered to, and if there are any outstanding warrants out on him/her etc...

Zingmaster
12-08-2004, 09:56 AM
Most patrolman drive their cars to their home after work, and keep them there. When they go on duty they just hop in and head out to patrol the highways of America.

Scintelle
12-08-2004, 12:44 PM
Learn something new every day.

Mutt
12-08-2004, 01:28 PM
Scin i think you are thinking more of city cops rather than highway patrol.

Scintelle
12-08-2004, 01:59 PM
I was just thinking that I've never seen a cop car or highway patrol car in someone's driveway... but I guess I don't know any cops or highway patrolmen either.

Arnie
12-08-2004, 03:30 PM
I have a take home car too.


Nothing unusual about that

Timestretch
12-08-2004, 03:47 PM
Do you have take home Handcuffs too?

:whip:

Scintelle
12-08-2004, 03:50 PM
Timestretch wins the gay award of the day.

Timestretch
12-08-2004, 03:54 PM
Does that mean I get to go on the cruise with all the previous winners, like you and Cinabar?

SWEET! I'll bring the KY and the 9 iron. You bring the midget.

Scintelle
12-08-2004, 04:04 PM
Oh snap.

Why do I always have to bring the midget?

GuilT
12-08-2004, 04:26 PM
Your a reliable supplier?

Timestretch
12-08-2004, 05:02 PM
actually, by midget I meant Cinabar. ZING!
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Ouch, that left a mark.

Zingmaster
12-08-2004, 06:25 PM
HELLO?


Someone mention my name?

Mutt
12-09-2004, 01:46 PM
rofl good cut on cin. (one n not two)