god i love bash

[Lozzt One]

bash.org is just so awesome

found this quote:

<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
<GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!

[Whisper]

lol....that is classic!

[Elora]

I love military men...

[Infuriare]

Seriously, he's my hero. I get so tired of people being politically correct and inoffensive and shelting of the youth...

[Diraker]

I love snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp

[Aradorn]

heh i got my first rifle at age 9 =)

[Konrad]

I shot my first person at 10.

[Diraker]

OK but the interview is fabricated.

The little exchange seemed so ridiculous that I put the supposed general's name into google and the first hit was the snopes site debunking the interview.

For whatever reason I can't copy paste off snopes so you are just gonna have to follow the link.

[Whisper]

Yes, please verify every scrap of internet humor for accuracy.

/eyeroll

[Diraker]

Rationalize your credulity more?

/eyeroll

[Whisper]

Be less of a humorless fuck?

[Gnioss]

I'm with diraker on this one, it's like chain-email level of humor. I have heard this exchange attributed to like 5 different people. I put it on the same level as the myspace msgs i get about how there is A CEREAL KILLER LOSE WHO HIDES UNDER UR CAR LADIES WATCH OUT PS CLICK THIS LINK 4 A FREE IPOD LOL SWARE IT WORKS.

[Riley]

Knock Knock
who's there
cargo
cargo who
car go beep beep

[Diraker]

The humor for me is that it turns out that the linked exchanged is fabricated!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

classic

[Elora]

I still think its funny, true or not. There is a way to just enjoy the IDEA of something being humorous.

Do you really think all the stories comedians tell are true? Do you care when you're laughing your butt off? Do you interrogate them after for fact checking?

Try this... giggle... and move along.

[Infuriare]

Dang, such hostility! I think people need to get some :pump action

[Diraker]

If you actually read the snopes short write up it talks about why, despite being fabricated, it's still funny. I agree with their assessment.

[Arnie]

I once got a prostitute. True story. And it wasn't equipped like a female radio host.

Ciudad Juarez 4tl

GOOGLE THAT.

[Elora]

If you actually read the snopes short write up it talks about why, despite being fabricated, it's still funny. I agree with their assessment.

Hmmm... odd that I don't need someone else to explain to me why something is funny. I came equipped with my own sense of humour. ;p

[Gnioss]

Arnie can save this thread by telling his story.

[Dong]

http://thetenoclockscholar.blogspot.com/2005/04/snopes-gets-it-wrong.html

[Ternach]

Lets all be friends:

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=278059

[Mutt]

uh, is that a parody?

[Mutt]

Heres a more informative video
http://www.break.com/index/what_i_learned_from_porn.html

[Ternach]

uh, is that a parody?

No clue, but either way it's funny!

[Lozzt One]

good god...

bash.org is just irc chat logs that are funny as hell... i wasn't trying to post some serious shit i just thought we'd all get a kick out of it

anyways there are others that ill ad to this thread

[Lozzt One]

heres a good one


* Gand -> rape a prostitute
<gurov-cali> shoplifting !


sadly enough i thought of numb when i read this, i don't know why